When you think you're talking to the Leader of the Vampires of Ohio

Me in all my Dhamphir gear, took hours to do my hair ...

Then find out you're actually talking to a bunch of chipmunks

Meet the Vampire Chipmunks of Ohio :

Their Leader Michelle - or Shelly; her GF Elyria - or Leery; their Dolly - called Druga; a HousePet called Sassy, Feral cat - VanZanty;

and lastly but not leastly,

Lala of Lalaland.....

all sounding a wee bit scared ...!

Me: "Not today, chipmunks ..."