Me in all my Dhamphir gear, took hours to do my hair ...
Then find out you're actually talking to a bunch of chipmunks
Meet the Vampire Chipmunks of Ohio :
Their Leader Michelle - or Shelly; her GF Elyria - or Leery; their Dolly - called Druga; a HousePet called Sassy, Feral cat - VanZanty;
and lastly but not leastly,
Lala of Lalaland.....
all sounding a wee bit scared ...!
Me: "Not today, chipmunks ..."