BLEACH ME BABY, ONE MORE TIME
⋄ The sad moment you see a black dude not realizing he's promoting the emblem of Lynn Andrews, cultural appropriater of Native American sacred traditions, internet troll + female sleazebag to boot.
Or even worse - he does realize? ⋄
BLEACH PLEASE, HE WAS BORN THIS BLONDE
Blondaphobia Is A Thing
Hilarious!! Found this indignant letter in my research on Black Blondes and had to share it with you all!
(see letter AFTER Dolly Parton pic, for any blondes reading this...)
⋄ Ummm .... ⋄
MY BLONDE BRINGS ALL THE BLEACH TO THE YARD
Letter of Response to Marisa's ‘Blondphobia’
'What did exactly Marisa Micallef mean when she said that the natural blondes were not dumb but the unnatural ones are?
Does she actually mean that its some potent mind-wrecking ingredients in the bottle or tubed blonde makeover that make us dumb? Or does going blonde automatically make one transform into some asinine creature?
What a ridiculous article making the writer sound she might have a touch of “blondphobia”.
There are so many people worldwide who “turned blonde” and made such a success of their lives. It’s utterly preposterous to distinguish between a natural blonde and an unnatural blonde’s IQ.
Gee, come to think of it, maybe that’s why I keep putting my boots in the oven and my socks in the refrigerator. Being an unnatural blonde qualifies me as being dumb!
There’s no way on earth I’m dyeing my hair brown just to look intelligent! Intelligent belongs exclusively to you, Marisa!
SO ICY SHE GOT A HEAD FREEZE
I loved reading this! It made my day, I needed a good laugh!
And I've actually said the same thing as Marisa - so whoever you are Marisa - we're on the same page!
And I've no problem owning it - I definitely have a pretty bad case of Blondaphobia!
BABY, IT’S BLONDE OUTSIDE
⋄ So glaringly white-blonde I needed to wear sunnies to just look at it ⋄
MAXING OUT THE PLATINUM CARD
Look, this is just the barest beginnings of my
research into this bizarre phenomena, altho'
I know you know what's going down here.
But wait - there's more!
There's also the weird skyrocketing phenomena of Jewish women's craze for going blonde!
'So what's REALLY going on here?' You may well ask.